Thursday, June 02, 2005

Imperceptibly pococurante, astute progeniture prognosticate subjugation

The world's greatest sporting event is currently taking place on ESPN: the annual Scripps National Spelling Bee. I've only been watching five minutes (going 2-for-6), and have already heard a kid reference Napoleon Dynamite - who, honestly, must be some sort of patron saint to these coneheads (at least now that the "Lord of the Rings" movies are a distant memory).

The most shocking fact so far - I saw a pretty girl sitting among the rows of kids. Here's hoping she has a bodyguard outside her hotel room to protect her from the various mouth-breathers she calls "the competition."

Still my favorite freakshow, from 1997:

2 comments:

Lydia said...

Hey what is wrong with Napoleon Dynamite. That is one of the best movies ever. As for the picture, love it. That is quite a freakshow.

jason said...

That girl is freaking hot.