Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Joke of the day

You're in a room with Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer and George Lucas. You have a gun with only two bullets. Who do you shoot?

Michael Bay twice.

7 comments:

Lydia said...

Of course you do. What have James Cameron and Jerry Bruckheimer done to deserve to be shot? Nothing according to me.

Josh said...

Well, Bruckheimer produced every Michael Bay film until "The Island," so his hands aren't completely clean... but he is also responsible for "Beverly Hills Cop," "Days of Thunder" and "The Ref," so I still put both bullets into Bay.

Josh said...

Ok, you're right - it works better with George Lucas instead of Cameron (a director who hasn't made a bad movie in over two decades). I'm changing it.

Riley said...

According to that link, Scarlett Johannson would've gone naked for THE ISLAND, but Bay wanted to keep it PG-13.

I'm so hating PG-13 right now. Because of that rating, nobody gets naked onscreen anymore, and Tom Cruise can only kill people if they die offscreen.

PG-13 sucks.

Riley said...

And, for the record, WHEN IS JAMES CAMERON GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE? A REAL ONE, NOT SOME IMAX DOCUMENTARY ...

Josh said...

Yeah, Riley ol' friend - at least you can see Ewan McGregor's little kenobi in no less than 25 other films.

Lydia said...

Yeah but come on. Bruckheimer has produced some good movies and shows. So what if he has done some lame Bay movies.