Sunday, August 14, 2005

Maybe he'll go to Troy State...



So the Atlanta Journal-Constitution asked their "Super 11" high school football players to pose as their favorite movie character.

The Unintentional Comedy Scale surrenders.

9 comments:

Riley said...

What are they teaching these children? Their taste in movies sucks. Although I do like the kids who picked PULP FICTION and SCARFACE, though something tells me the guy who picked SCARFACE doesn't realize the character's not supposed to be a role model.

It could've been worse. The theme could've been "favorite album cover," and then everyone would be stripped shirtless and covered in blood like DMX.

DAve said...

Anyone else get winded just reading Asher Allen's description of his favorite scene in "Don't Be A Menace..."?

Josh said...

I just didn't know there was anybody on the planet that would answer "Who is your favorite movie character?" with "Mike Epps from Friday After Next." Outstanding.

I just wish one kid had said "Yo, like, Bengt Ekerot's portrayal of Death in The Seventh Seal was the fuckin' bomb, yo!'

Doug said...

If someone had answered "Ewan McGregor in 'Trainspotting,' " do you think they would've made him dive into a toilet while they took his picture?

Or if I'd been in that group and I'd answered "Dustin Hoffman in 'The Graduate,' " do you think they would've taken my picture in a hotel room with a hot 40-year-old woman undressing in the background?

I'm just planting seeds here, people.

Riley said...

Yeah, what scene would you've picked to pose in, if it were you?

Josh said...

I would have been jumping over a fence on a motorcycle, a'la Steve McQueen in The Great Escape. Or I would have been Roy Scheider tossing out chum in Jaws.

Josh said...

Of course, my 18-year-old self would have picked Han Solo. No doubt. Unfortunately.

DAve said...

Matt Dillon. Wild Things threesome scene. 'Nuff said.

Lydia said...

Wow this was funny. Really how do these guys pick their movies. Maybe they had to pick out of a hat or something. Just a guess.