Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The subtleties of being a Dawg

At least something good came out of the Georgia/Florida game...



Speaking of UGA, Wikipedia offers a helpful list of euphemisms for "The Shocker." Read at your own risk.

* "Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
* "Going to town, with one in the brown."
* "The Muckfish."
* "Two at Yale, one at Brown."
* "Two in her rut, one in her butt."
* "Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca."
* "Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker."
* "Two in the bird, one in the turd."
* "Two in the boat, one in the moat."
* "Two in the bush, one in the tush."
* "Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
* "Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole."
* "Two in the cat, one in the shat."
* "Two in the cheese, one in the whiz."
* "Two in the chute, one in the glute."
* "Two in the clanker, one in the spanker."
* "Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot."
* "Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher."
* "Two in the coot, one in the boot."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the pooter."
* "Two in the cootie, one in the booty."
* "Two in the crack, one out back."
* "Two in the creamer, one in the steamer."
* "Two in the crown, one in the brown."
* "Two in the cummer, one in the bummer."
* "Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's."
* "Two in the flaps, one in the craps."
* "Two in the flower, one in the mud."
* "Two in the fowl, one in the bowel."
* "Two in the farker, one in the cucker."
* "Two in the furry, one in the curry."
* "Two in the gap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the gash, one in the ass."
* "Two in the gear, one in the rear."
* "Two in the go, one in the no."
* "Two in the goo, one in the poo."
* "Two in the grass, one in the ass."
* "Two in the gum, one in the bum."
* "Two in the gyney, one in the hiney."
* "Two in the hair, one in the derriere."
* "Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the hanus, one in the anus."
* "Two in the hole, one in the... other hole."
* "Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo."
* "Two in the hooty, one in the booty."
* "Two in the hump, one in the dump."
* "Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo."
* "Two in the jam, one in the ram."
* "Two in the kitty, one in the shiatty."
* "Two in the lube, one in the tube."
* "Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the meat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the monkey, one in the chunky."
* "Two in the muff, one in the rough."
* "Two in the mung, one in the bung."
* "Two in the num num, one in the bum bum."
* "Two in the one, one in the two."
* "Two in the pee, one you can't see."
* "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
* "Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole."
* "Two in the pie, one saying goodbye."
* "Two in the pookey, one in the dookie."
* "Two in the poon, one in the moon."
* "Two in the pumper, one in the dumper."
* "Two in the queefer, one in the reefer."
* "Two in the randy, one in the dandy."
* "Two in the saddle, one in the paddle."
* "Two in the sexit, one in the exit."
* "Two in the skank, one in the stank."
* "Two in the slit, one in the shiat."
* "Two in the slime, one in the crime."
* "Two in the sludge, one in the fudge."
* "Two in the slut, one in the butt."
* "Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter."
* "Two in the snail, one in the tail."
* "Two in the snapper, one in the starfish."
* "Two in the split, one where she shiats."
* "Two in the taco, one in the guaco."
* "Two in the taint, one in the ain't."
* "Two in the tank, one in the bank."
* "Two in the tart, one in the fart."
* "Two in the thump, one in the rump."
* "Two in the trap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the treat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the track, one in the back."
* "Two in the twat, one in the brown spot."
* "Two in the vagina, one in China."
* "Two in the valley, one up the alley."
* "Two in the whore, one in the backdoor."
* "Two in the winker, one in the sphincter."
* "Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum" (medical terminology)
* "Two near the clit, one in the shiat."
* "Two where she humps, one where she dumps."
* "Two where she peeces, one where she feces."
* "Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates."
* "Two where you hump, one in the rump."

1 comment:

DAve said...

You best start mannin' up and stop reading them USWeekly's or there's gonna be another added to that list:

"Two in the Massey, one in the assey".

I'm hilarious.