Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Fun With Google: The Quickening

It's been awhile, but now seems like a perfect time for another game of "How the Hell Did You Get Here?"

All the fun is brought to you courtesy of Sitemeter, that little tag at the bottom of this page. It helps figure how you lovely Surfers O' Yon Internet were brought to Martians Attacking Indianapolis.

These recent Google searches delivered people to my Internet doorstep. I have not adjusted any of them, for spelling, grammar, or human decency:

  • two and half men generic music
  • +Adewale +oz +penis
  • less here than meets the eye
  • "punk cover" "eternal flame"
  • john mcginty scrubs
  • pinko kikuchi
  • "Joshua Massey", "love"
  • Peru OR indiana "Joshua Massey"
  • who remade in the 90s- making love out of nothing at all - remix
  • todd marinovich mug shot
  • Tom Rothrock - Briefcase
  • NERDS IN PARADISE
  • badnewzkennels.com
  • BON JOVI STUDIOS INDIANAPOLIS
  • emmy 2006 scrubs
  • brian retkin
  • To The Dave Grusin in "The Bonfire of the Vanities" and "The Goonies"
  • one 44 two 45s three loaded clips
  • what does hands down mean?
  • moscone bail bonds t shirt
  • ben roethlisberger's cock
  • subtlety of a jackhammer
  • benjamin carr drown
  • Moby martians
  • "what do bombs look like"
  • spider-man 3 sucked
  • jesus is magic
  • cleta winslow strip club
  • tickle pile
  • why spiderman 3 sucked?
  • martians indianapolis
  • "higher than pope" myspace
  • Omar Haugabook 2008 draft
  • georgia tech university, north avenue trade schools, nerds

Ok, obviously the last one is my favorite, and it fills my life with joy that this blog is one of Google's first 10 hits for that phrase.

Also, I would love to think that "'Joshua Massey,' 'love'" had anything to do with me, but it's probably some 15-year-old girl stalking a boy in her Algebra II class. Lastly, I have no idea where or when I talked about Ben Roethlisberger's cock, or why people are so interested in it, but that hit came up more than once. A lot more. And since I'm on a work computer, I ain't going to try to find out.

2 comments:

DAve said...

So the internets has moved on to "ben roethlisberger's cock" from "Jerome Bettis cock size"... it's a sad state this world is in.

Riley said...

"benjamin carr drown"

Um, I'm scared.