"There is plenty to complain about for everyone, and perhaps that's the sign of a good compromise. Regardless of party, we all cast our votes with one hand and crossed our fingers with the other."
- U.S. Rep. Emanuel Carver, a Missouri Democrat
Your government at work, ladies and gentlemen! It's only $800 billion - just chuck it against the wall and see if it sticks! And, come on, you know there's no time to actually read the thing. Even if we promised there would be.
Because, you know, CHANGE!