"We're killing our planet with greenhouse gases! The temperature is rising and is going to melt the icecaps, kill the polar bears, and flood our cities! Well, yeah, except for the years from 2001 until now. But that's just, like, you know, a hiccup. But it's so totally real, still! You need to keep pouring money into my studies! Because, like, yeah, the temperature hasn't been rising in almost a decade, but it's gonna come back with a vengeance! Like in 30 years. Yeah, right about the time I retire, what about it?"
People are still falling for this shit?