What you're about to see was the bane of my 1986 existence.
Despite appearing in two classic movies, I've never been asked for my autograph. However, in the mid-'80s, I was asked for another person's autograph. Twice.
Once at a local mall and once at a Falcons game, I was approached by kids who thought I was the star of a sitcom. A sitcom so wretched, even my 10-year-old self hated it - and my 10-year-old self liked damn near anything.
Honestly, the resemblance really was startling. Damn it.
More evidence of the absurdity: