Wednesday, October 14, 2009

"Your hairdresser!" <-- Award-winning dialogue

This is basically the way I see it going down.

February 2011: "And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to - The Expendables!"

February 2012: "And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to - yes, again, The Expendables!"

February 2013: "And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to, you know it, The Expendables!"

The streak will only be broken in 2014, when Stallone's remake of Fried Green Tomatoes takes the prize. And then it will be back to The Expendables in '15. It will be THAT GOOD.

5:43 update: Sorry, kids. The video is gone with the wind, which I thought might happen. It was obviously not created for mass consumption, but probably pieced together for investors, marketing guys, or theater owners.

1 comment:

DAve said...

Just when I thought that couldn't get any more awesome, they had to go and throw the diving-away-from-the-explosion-in-slow-motion shot in there at the end.